Est. against better judgment
Terrible advice.
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Shirts and hoodies for people who work for a living and say what everybody else is thinking. Jobsite insults, grandpa wisdom, and life advice from guys who should not be giving it.
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You’re not a journeyman.
You’re a f*cking journey.
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I asked for a sign. She keyed it into my truck.
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$28.00
My biggest financial mistake had a wedding photographer.
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$28.00
If you're going to make a bad decision, at least make a good story.
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Never trust a fart, a bald tire, or "he's just a friend."
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You can't fix crazy. But apparently you can marry it.
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$28.00
A soulmate is just somebody you haven't divorced yet.
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$28.00
Never make permanent decisions based on temporary boobs.
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$28.00
She said I needed to grow up. So I bought a bigger toolbox.
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$28.00
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