Jobsite Diplomacy

I'm not saying you're slow... but your lunch break just lapped you.

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Can't see it from my house.

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Cross-threaded is better than no threads.

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We do it nice because we do it twice.

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That ain't fucked up. That's custom.

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I don't know what you're building, but I hope it has insurance.

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You don't need a toolbox. You need a supervisor.

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I've seen better work done with a rock.

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$10,000 worth of tools. 50¢ worth of knowledge.

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I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

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I've seen monkeys fuck a football with more organization.

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You're not the dumbest person on this jobsite. But you better hope he doesn't die.

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If I find out who's doing all this shitty work, I'm giving him a raise. Apparently he's doing EVE...

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I got more done right this morning than you fucked up all week.

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Life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid.

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If I wanted to do it myself, I'd swap you for a mule.

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He's a hard worker. Everything is too hard for him.

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It's hard to swing a hammer with both hands covering your ass.

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Hit it with your purse.

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Measure twice. Cut thrice.

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Beat to fit. Paint to match.

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When in doubt, grind it out.

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Grinder and paint make me the welder I ain't.

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Do your best. Caulk the rest.

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If it don't look right, check it at night.

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Good from far. Far from good.

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Good enough is our battle cry.

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Fuck 'em. They shouldn't have sent us.

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Stupid pays the same as smart.

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You were born alone. You'll die alone. You can cut that shit alone.

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I'll knock you out, wake you up, and tell you where you went wrong.

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That wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

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Your name must be Sensor. You only work when somebody walks by.

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Your nickname should be C-Section. You're afraid of labor.

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Carry this plant around. It'll replace the oxygen you're wasting.

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You can be dumb or lazy. You sure as hell better not be both.

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Working with you is like working by myself, but harder.

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You're not a journeyman. You're a fucking journey.

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Your tools deserve a better owner.

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